THE LOCUST LYRICS

1. Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe

Split the genes with a walking asshole.
Producing some of that high grade Formica.
Yea. No. Maybe. So.
When six becomes nine, and nine becomes six.
Never leave the house fully erect, one might fall and break it right off.

2. Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs

Now you can manhandle the maladriot missile.
Now you can fabricate the fabulous flight forte.
Delcepts, titiods, altiques and other muscle groups that don't exist.

3. Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine

Oh scandal! Oh scandalous! Oh murder! Oh murderous! Loaded gun, open crowd.
I run the riot now that ruby red devil was a cold-blooded killer.
I run the riot now with a high caliber action machine.
Die 'em all dead. I kill, now you die Jackals, now you die.

4. Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby

Drained blood from your own spine in a trophy.
Dead skin cells drip charity crumbs.
Biting the hand that feeds,
Deemed an unhealthy meal.
When slipping on someone else's elbow grease,
Gurgling devices loose their appetite.
Mirages seem to commission blame,
While pointing the finger cracks the mirror.

5. Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia

Transplant of a phantom limb seems like a good deal
(Considering it's bribery) highway robbery.
Though I'd adamantly refuse the airtight reflex restraints.
A scabby Achilles tendon for your placebo pills, your last offer?
Okay buddy, you got yourself a deal.
Endorphins and dopamine calculated and disturbing.
Ambassador for the susceptible swallowed the wrong fallacy

6. Get Off The Cross The Wood Is Needed

A wolf remains a wolf even if it has eaten your sheep.
The effects of long hours at the tanning salon.
Outgrowing cacti, so on and so forth. Uh huh, yeah.

7. Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case

Passed down, tuned in, turned on, face down.
Loose screws swallowed sometimes stick out.
Stomach acid exceeding blood,
Victory factory all tapped-out.
Conveyor belt hobbies seldom furnish in unfamiliar settings.
The ultimate dependence shower.
Sore thumb sandwich tastes great at this point.
The nervous system never had it so good.

8. This Is Radio Surgery

Avoid the hooplah - the lock groove is set.
Avoid the hooplah - so place all your bets.
Wounded insects eating their pets,
Dumb down tall sects must cleat all debts.
Face knew nothing of the matter,
Indicators = splatter, splatter!

9. Spitting In The Faces of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition

Picking the scabs off regret because it doesn't seem to be your birthday yet.
Spotting and removing the fly from the ointment.
A beautician looking for a good source of nutrition.
A fool can get the cattle to start to drool.

10. Sever The Toes

Rabid rabbit. Fill your bellies while they feed you lies.
Complacently watch our earth's demise.
What means convenience to a starving race.
Gangrenous sores start to appear.
All because of humanities' fear.

11. Flight of The Wounded Locust

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THE LOCUST LYRICS