THE (JOHN) CANDY LYRICS

1. Lean, Mean, Fighting Machine

Born in the flames with a skeletal surname
Crimson socket gaze with pistons that pump through veins
Marked with no option
Souls up for auction
Final adoption
It's Sherlock who murdered
Watson

Fight back!
Fight back!

Loss of life
Is none of his concern
Judge Judy's existence has
Adjourned

Fight back!
Fight back!

Got you
Where I want you
But Demolishor wants to eat you
Got you
Where I need you
But Demolishor...

Ash is in
The powder kegs
Sinew and bones
Mix like huevos con eggs

Nightmares don't fight fair so fight back with the heart of an iron billionaire
Annihilation and death, Oxberger and friends, fight back, stand tall, fight back, resist, fight

Fight back!
Fight back!

Go!

Kill!

2. All Hail Marty Moose

Griswold shimmy in a rolling shanty
Look for Jimmy, it's up to Jimmy, look for anyone to help daddy
Griswold gimme another aspirin for Vicki
Look for Jimmy, it's up to Jimmy, look for anyone

Hey now, ready to have some fun
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Family road trip, mommy, daddy, daughter, and son
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Clark always said this trip would be the one
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Now we're just pissed and we wanna go home

Griswold daddy he is rolling a fatty
Looking fancy, it's up to ante, look for anyone who's more handy
Griswold daddy
Impressive and manly
Break down

Hey now, ready to have some fun
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Family road trip

Marty Moose – devour and munch, under his hoof your bones will crunch

3. $122.50 + Tip

Buzz, the hog, the cheese pizza slob
Face greasier than a plump Dodger dog
Hey look, a comedian pretending to barf
Gonna choke him out with my best Christmas scarf

Uh oh, the family's throwing a fit
Overreacting, I must admit
You choose truth, I'll take my chances with dare
Mom and dad suddenly grew a pair

Junk food's my game, it brings holiday cheer
Gonna party all night, hidden reaper of fear
Maker of the impossible, made my family disappear

Who in the hell do they think they are?
Ornaments up sleeves, I'm the McAllister Czar
Who in the hell do they think they are?
Violence and Pain call me Kevin the Gnar

Who in the hell do they think they are?

Say my name, I am your master
Don't take it in vain it's Kevin McAllister
I am the boogie man, toe-headed and all
I laugh and I dance to the tune of the Wet Bandits fall

Violence and pain – I'm Kevin, opposite of insane
Violence and pain – I'm Kevin
Violence and pain – I'm Kevin, spiders on my brain
Violence and pain – I'm Kevin and death I will rain

4. Without Honor

Mutated ninjas in green turtle suits
Shredder has mastered the metallic poop
Oozing as far as the eye can see
Ice ice baby, c'mon one two three
Robert Van Winkle, my hero
Step up to bat, now!

Rat's in the maze, from the dead he will raise
Splinter attack, wood within skin, Diesel of Vin
Panic, it's all over now
Manic, the foot clan cry foul
Static
Puck!

Ninjas in paranoid birthday suits
Shredding the masses, it's turtle abuse
Hell's bells are tolling for you and me
Ninjitsu – the rap, c'mon one two

Rat's in the maze, from the dead he will raise
(Splinter) attack, wood within skin, Diesel of Vin
Panic, it's all over now
Manic, the foot clan cry foul
Static
Puck!







THE (JOHN) CANDY LYRICS