NANOWAR LYRICS

1. Grandfather, Tell Me A Story

2. He Man & Tricycles Of Steel

3. King

Walking on the hill, with the crown of steel
Going to MacDonald, to eat an happy meal

To eat an happy meal, to eat an happy meal
He's going to mac Donald to eat an happy meal

He's the king,
King of the hill, of the happy meal
He's the king

Walking on the land, with the sword in hand
He gave the queen a lot of fun
(I think you understand)

I think you understand, I think you understand
He's given me a lot of fun I think you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh

He's the king
King of the hill of the happy meal
Of the queen of the (understand)
he's the king

Singing to the wind, the tale of the king
Of Luca Turilli all the elves and other epic things
Luca Turilli's bad, Luca Turilli's mad
But we don't want with singing this to make Turilli sad

He's the king
King of the hill of the happy meal
Of the queen of the (understand)
Of the wind of the epic things
He's the king

The story comes to an end ,but don't worry my friend
Just push the "rewind" button, to listen it again
One more thing we must say ,before you go away
We must warn you : Potowotominmak is gay

He's the king
King of the hill of the happy meal
Of the queen of the (understand)
Of the wind of the epic things
Of the say of the away of the rewind button

4. Power Of The Power Of The Power (Of The Great Sword)

Power, of the power,
Of the power,
Of the power,
Of the power,
Of the power ,
Of the Great Sword!

5. Number Of The Bitch (Iron Maiden Parody)

Forgive me, oh mum and dad
For the telecom sent the bill with wrath,
But I believed that the call was short
Let him who hasn't a girlfriend
Go and call the number of the bitch
Even if it is an expensive number, this number is 166 166 166

I was alone, I took the phone,
I needed time to think the number I saw on TV
Who did I hear! can I believe
A pack of horny lesbians howling back at me
I've always thought, I've always dreamed
Of magic whores to come and perform sodomy
'Cos in my dreams, it's always there
One dirty slut who takes my dick orgasming to despair

Night was black and I wanted to fuck
I've passed all night to see , Rocco's films on TV
In Netherlands the whores are close at hand
But in Italy, they're pretty hard to see

166 the number of the bitch
Hot chat line is going on tonight

You can go on , 'till the end of the road
You just have to be aware, shemales who hide out there
In the night, cars' lights are flashing bright
Bitch-hunting has begun, sexual work is done !

166 the number of the bitch
30 euro the price for you and me

Pigs and gays, and everyone who says
"I am too arrapate, to stop to masturbate"
Take the phone, order some whores at home
They come to...make it rise and melt it down like ice

166 the number of the bitch
144 the number of the whore

To a sexy shop, I will return
And I will get more videos and hotter stuff of porn
I have the programs on pay TV
I have the hands to make libido take its course.

6. Metal-La-La-La!

I'm under the shower, in the Metal Tower
I wash my hands from the poser's blood
I clean up my armpits, perfume my true hair
Then I polish my long flesh sword
And I say:

Metal ! - LA LA LA LA LA

L'acqua sul mio corpo, scivola leggera
Uuuuuuuuuuaaaaaa, ci starei fino a stasera
With pride I recall, the battles that I fought
And proudly I'm singing this song
SING IT LOUD !!!!

7. Odino & Valhalla

Odino the Herd, dressed with silk
Talked to the cows, drinking their milk:
"Don't let the farmer know how good is, the pear with the cheese!"

Odino the Sommelier, tasting his wine
Gave these nice pearls, right to a swine:
"You cannot have the bottle full and your wife drunk!"

How wise is Odino! Wise is Odino!

[Bridge:]
Narrow the leaf, large is the way,
Follow the Gods and do what they say!

[Chorus:]
La-la-la-la-la-la! Odino!
La-la-la-la-la-la! Valhalla!
La-la-la-la-la-la! Odino!
La-la-la-la-la-la! Valhalla!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Odino & Valhalla-la-la-la!

Odino the Thunder, shaking his fist
Gave his opinion to the meteorologist:
"Red sky in the evening, we hope for good weather!"

Odino the Pirate, who stands all alone
Said this to none, 'cos the sailors were gone!
"Who finds a friend, finds a treasure!"

How wise is Odino! Wise is Odino!

[Repeat Bridge]
[Repeat Chorus]

To other Gods, no veneration
When Odino's at the console
Let's shake our asses, in the danceroom
DJ Odino rules the world

DJ! Odino! Lead us to the Wall!
Everybody dancing, at the gates of Valhalla!

8. A Noble Purpose

9. Metal

We are fighting with power (and steel)
Blood and thunder on the road (of steel)

High and mighty alone we are kings
'Til our kingdom comes!

Hail , Power, Ring,
Fire, Heart, King,
Sword, Holy, Wind,
METAL! METAL! METAL !
(and Steel)

The creator and king and the great sword (of steel)
Born of black wind fire (and steel)

10. Introducing The Band

11. Master Of Pizza (Metallica Parody)

Born in Napoli
live in misery
thanks for living to camorra!
I live in a vulcano
I am napoletano
it's a life without a reason
State in serie B
siete il Napoli
state anche a falli'
andate in serie C

You don't pay the taxes !
You Must Pay the taxes
If you don't like the Pizza !
I will kill you !

Master! Iamme! Master of pizza iamme cumpà
c'a pummarola e nù babà
Master of pizza iamme cumpà
Torna a Surriento bell'e mammà
Master ! Iamme! Torna a Surriento bell'e mammà

Iamme! Iamme ! Vesuvio wash them with the fire
Iamme! Iamme! Iamme Marescià [x2]

12. Tragic Beginning

Once upon a time, in the ancient empire of Vibovalentiagard, near the sacred realm of Staropolis in the frogotten kingdom of Parmacot on the holy mountain of Paraflur of the mystical forest of Mastergard, there, down the lost valley of Lostvalleyland was the peaceful village of Roccadipapamord.
In this village, everyone lived in peace and harmony with each other, elves and dwarfs, knights and wizards, queens and kings, watson and crick, Dawson and creek, wallace and grommit, bed and breakfast.
But one day, a terrible thing happened.... an evil bad, bad, bad, bad, bad and evil dragon came there, to bring death and other bad things...
Only one man could kill him "I can kill him !"
But he didn't know how to kill him "I don't know how to kill him"
So, he went to the Wise One to ask him how to kill a big bad dragon....
[Hero:] "Holy Wise One, I beg you, how can I kill a bad bad bad bad bad dragon?"
[Wise One:] "My young son, a bad bad bad bad bad dragon, is very bad !"
[Hero:] "Yes ! But how can I kill him"
[Wise One:] "To kill a dragon... well it's easy, to kill a dragon you need a sword!"

13. T.K.D.Y.N.S. (To Kill The Dragon You Need A Sword)

To kill a Dragon, you need a sword
To make a sword, you need the iron
To make the iron you need a cave
To make a cave, you need a mountain
To make a mountain, you need a kingdom
To make a kingdom you need a King
And King is a song of Nanowar

To kill a dragon, you need a sword
To make a sword, you need the iron
To make the iron you need a cave
To make a cave, you need a mountain
To make a mountain, you need a kingdom
To make a kingdom you need a King
And King is a song of Nanowar !

14. Amazing Midding

So, the hero went to the Nanowar and got his sword.
On his way back to the village of Roccadipapamord he once again stopped to the wise one...
[Hero:] "Holy Wise One, I have the sword!"
[Wise One:] "Yes... you have the sword.... but beware... the dragon is big!"
[Hero:] "The dragon is big... but I have the might!"

15. Fight The Dragon (For The Village)

Fire he spits and the paesants he ate,
Escape the elevator before it's too late
The dragon is evil but not very fat
It's uglier the dwarf in Rhapsody booklet (*)

"The dragon is dangerous" told uncle Griefus
when yesterday morning we met in the bus
The light of my sword now is shining so bright
The dragon is big, but I have the might

[Bridge:]
Drago, dragone con lo spadone io ti ucciderooo
Io ti kill you !

[Chorus:]
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala - Fight the dragon!
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala - For the village!

[Spoken Interlude:]
[Hero:] Dragon, you're evil, bad, bad and evil !
[Dragon:] No!
[Hero:] Yes!
[Dragon:] Yes!
[Hero:] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

One day I saw the crowd walking there side by side
"Rebellion" I thought.. - NO it was the gay pride!!
We fight in the night for the knight of the light
The last words in rhyme are just might fright and sight

[Bridge:]
Drago, dragone brutto cafone, non ti vogliamo piuu
Non ti want you!

[Chorus:]
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala - Fight the dragon !
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala - For the village!

[Spoken Interlude:]
[Hero:] Dragon, your time is o'clock !
[Dragon:] No, I am the most invincible dragon of this song!
Ahahahhaa ahaha aaaaa aaaaa aaaaaa Pilade!!!

16. Happy Ending

Our hero has once again defeated the evil forces of evil.

And now, our brothers Gargoyles can finally sghzgh.

17. Gaytorade

18. Christmas With Nanowar

Merry Christmas with Nanowar,
It's the Christmas song of steel
Take this present from Nanowar (Of Steel)

Happy new year with Nanowar,
It's the merry happy new year song of steel
Join the gay dragon's party (of Iron)

Build a snowman with Nanowar,
And shape him like Rob Halford
Be careful, and put the carrot on the right side!

No more sadness with Nanowar,
Just look at our Christmas balls
They're hanging from our trees... eheh...
How allusive are we!

[Chorus:]
Santa Claus has come for all,
To the wall we nail our sock
And he puts in it his big fat Christmas cock
Fills the posers with the coal,
Gives true metal to us all
And the power of the power of the sword!

He is Santa Claus! This is Santa Claus!
Gifts of steel Santa Claus!
Deadly trees Santa Claus!

19. Stormlord Of Power - Live

20. Radio Gay

21. Countrycycles Of Steel

22. Poseur No Cry

23. More Than True Metal Of The Words

24. Power Of The Power

NANOWAR LYRICS