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1. Las Vegas Is A Piece Of Shit

I used to be the emperor of Carson City Oh my green Nevada what the hell happened to you ? Remember son we were the masters of the prairie Longhorns were the only queens on these meadows Longhorns were the only queens from Idaho to Mississippi We were the guardians of the West ancestral values Then came the backstreet girls and the roulette wheel Dives grew up in the middle of our land Filled with punks fearing neither God nor man Oh my green Nevada what the hell happened to you ? The good old meat worship has gone

2. Speedometer

I ain't got no soul, I am a driving machine I don't know no feelings I don't know no fear I am the highway's lover I am the Nacho Vidal of the streets I don't need no rest I don't need no sleep I just make love to the road with my 50 tons dick I can stand exhaustment I can stand any heat I am the asphalt warrior I am the keeper of the street My truck's name is Howard, we never part We keep sleeping together every single fucking night Some hamburgers and fresh lager This is the only fuel I need Drive twelve hours a day That's what God designed me for

3. I Hate This Band

First I need to say I did NOT want To sing in their stupid rock band They forced me in. Besides I don't have a cool voice Neither a single vocal idea this far But I got used to it - and so did they. Now I find myself trying to spit out a few silly words on a disorganized bunch of distortion I am getting too old for that shit Hey guys I am more than thirty years old Do you really want me to end up like an Osbourne ? I want to start now my crooner career “Mountains of drugs, rivers of lager" This hectic way of life is turning into a nightmare I am too old for that shit

4. Captain America

NYC you now can sleep safely – your favourite superhero is back and horny I just went off for a couple of years, and I been told there's been around here a hell of a mess ? I can break through walls I can break through steel I can fly higher than a B52 I am heavier than napalm I'm stronger than Hulk Delivering freedom and democracy since 1932 Captain Africa has been defeated long ago - easy as pie Captain Russia fought for ages but finally retired You bet I'm now quite ready for some freaky action With my new sparring partner Captain Arabia I'm ready to hit out, I'm ready to hit hard I'm a hothead and ready Hey folks you can think being a hero is kind of easy ? Bullshit. Can you just really believe that when I was a kid I was afraid of heights ? I finally could pull through and now heights are afraid of me. And you can't even think of the nightmare it was to find a classy suit. The point is when I was young I understood I had to be soon ready To protect your cars, televisions and worldwide supremacy

5. Motorfuck

6. Yalta (The Night Joseph Staline Stole My Heart)

That day I was ready to fight for the new world order But that very night Joseph Staline stole my heart He was so smart, looked like a king in his tight dark green suit Oh boy I been fooled like a twelve-years old chick We spend five nights with the british fat ass, talking like Gods, sharing the world And stupid me I couldn't think of_anything but his deep brown eyes I had planned to save Europe but that night Joseph Staline stole my heart At least I wanted to spare Poland, but that night Joseph Staline stole my heart And when I think of the goddamn picture that was in every paper I just can see nothing but honey - in the look of my eyes. I fucked up.

7. I Feel You (Depeche Mode Cover)

8. The Drive Run

Let's drink and drive Let's empty our glasses And drive all night away

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