CLITEATER LYRICS

1. The Rimm King

2. Seth Putnam Paid Our Cab Fare

3. Croxteth Crew

4. O She's Eleven

5. Toy Boy Killer

6. Knob Gobbler

7. T.W.

8. Slimming Party At Kelly's

New trend is coming
At Kellys' I saw the girls slimming
Bringing in tampons drenched in vodka
Then the party started to rocka'

I was sexually aroused
By these naked girls
Inserting their compacted
Tubular shaped pieces of cotton
Into their vaginas and anuses

Yeah
The strings hanging out of their labia
Getting piss drunk
All these fish tacos dripping, alcohol
Thought I was in heaven

They were bending over
Showing me their "brown eyes"
Moisty, wet and surely succulent
And I could choose any, any slice
So I got out, my hard implement

Slimming party at Kellys'
I pushed it hard. Up to their bellies
Slimming party at Kellys'
My dick accompanied me in endless rallies
Slimming at Kellys'
Think this trend is a good thing
Slimming at Kellys'
Hell of a night, full of swing

9. Furry Fandom Fetish

10. Redneck Rampage

11. Iqbal Worm

12. Norway Utoya Massacre

13. Handy Handjob Hannah

14. The Fermi Paradox

15. Positive Aspects Of Collective Chaos

16. The Beast

17. Web(E)Xecutions

CLITEATER LYRICS