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CHAINSAW PENIS LYRICS

1. Intro (It's Not Doom)


Once upon a time aeons ago
Eighteen months in a chalet in the darkest pit of Dante's Inferno
Wales dark forces convened clouds gathered people moaned in horror
The weather was slightly overcast much in the manner of normal weather
It lied for as the nine planets aligned and Pluto is still a planet
A virgin was sacrificed though she did not sleep with any of us


2. Fanny Like A Smashed Crab


Fanny like a smashed crab
Fanny like a smashed crab
Katie Price has got a fanny like a smashed crab

Fanny like a smashed crab
Fanny like a smashed crab
Katie Price has got a fanny like a smashed crab


3. Chainsaw Penis


Unleash the penis the penis of chainsaw
Mechanical phallus ready for war
The semen is petrol the petrol is cum
This chainsaw has balls because it is also a penis
Chainsaw penis Chainsaw penis Chainsaw penis Chainsaw penis


4. Anally Raped With Rusty Heroin Needles


Liam went to Glasgow for the Justin Bieber show
Leaving the show after two gay hours down a back alley he did go
Surrounded by filthy Glaswegian scallies doped up to their eyeballs
Rusty needles in their hands he was to unwillingly heed their erotic anal calls

Forcibly penetrated with the dirty needles heroin jabs in his jap's eye and arse
Writhing in pain as the rapists wank and cum bleeding anus violated by force
Screams of agony replaced by screams of pleasure needles now covered in bloody shit
The rapists were shocked as they heard Liam say "Remember guys, it's not rape if you enjoy it"'


5. Penis Chainsaw


My penis is a chainsaw
Shove it in your cunt
Feel your insides shredding
Aren't we having fun

My penis is a chainsaw
Shove it in your cunt
Feel your insides shredding
Aren't we having fun


6. The Game


The game


7. Punching Women Whilst Wearing A Bear Suit


Detective Cage is searching for a missing girl
Would not fucking hike, step away from the bike!
Co-operate and I will find her with ease
Do not trust you though because you have killer bees
Punching women whilst wearing a bear suit

An ursine disguise, what is required
To go undercover, what lies in store
Our hero sprints up to the chief of the coven
Lands a right hook because he ain't no southpaw
Punching women whilst wearing a bear suit

Stop it now ladies, this is not funny
Killing me would not bring back your goddamn honey
You bitches! You bitches!
How did it get burned? How did it get burned?
Punching women whilst wearing a bear suit


8. Metal Is Gay


Metal is gay long hair is gay studs are gay leather is gay
Studded leather is gay Judas Priest are straight
Moustaches are gay black metal is really gay

Bloodstock is gay Seth Putnam was gay
Freddie Mercury was gay macho posturing is gay
Scumface are gay Chainsaw Penis are gay
Liam is gay metal is gay


9. Fuck The X Factor


Fuck the X Factor Fuck the X Factor
Fuck the X Factor Fuck the X Factor
Fuck the X Factor Fuck the X Factor
Fuck the X Factor and fuck Simon Cowell


10. The Legend Of Penis: Ocarina Of Troll





Liam Nash: Guitars
Laurie Pooley: Drums
The Dafternator: Bass
Francis Power: Vocals, Ocarina

Thanks to nirajpandya for sending these lyrics.


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