BIRDFLESH LYRICS

1. Barbarian Bar

A warm summer night I was in the mood
out to have fun with beer and girls
i went to a place barbarian bar
100 bux to get in 100 bux for the cheapest drink
i noticed I was alone in the bar
No one else around
Suddenly a bestial man grabbed my neck
And forced me into another room
I felt the stench of old man and cum
I knew that something was not right
There on a throne of genitals and bones
Sat a fat queen with a concrete dildo
I was raped in the ass til I bled
I was their toy in their bed
Forced to lick her ant infested cunt
I really missed the paradise
When she thought I have had enough
She was nice so she called me a cab
But I didn't have any money left
So i had to give the driver head

2. Electrodeath

I'm so fucking depressed
Cause my life is a little bit messed up
Cause yesterday I found a mysterious little shop
The owner of the shop was a gorilla from Taiwan
I think he was a criminal but I didn't care
He had a lot of stuff that I wanted to steal
But he had one thing that I just had to buy
It was an electronic game with a lot of slaughtering
People blown away machineguns and knifethrowing
In the game bullets rained
A man and a woman died with their kids
I felt a little strange when they faded away
I turned off the game and ran to the phone
With the speed of fart
I phoned home but no one answered
I thought they weren't home but they were dead
I felt guilt cause I killed my family with my game
The shop is closed the gorilla is gone
I am accused for murder
Electrodeath!
I wait the execution I will die by electrocution
Nintendo havohej konika I'm sorry

3. Skyrat

Big blue eyes and hairy wings
taking off form someone's ass
Flying around your house
With his tail in the grass
Monster feast on flesh
Sex-machine fuck yoru family
Nightmare of europemouse
He is the skyrat!!!
King daffy is the father
He lives in a cave in Nepal
But he is always on vacation
Trying to run but you can't hide
So hold your foreskin tight
He's the skyrat
Rat of the sky he is

4. Kick On The Cross

You go to the church and sit down on the bench
You close your eyes and listen to the priest
Preacher of lies raping your mind
Thousands of bibles fill your house
All your stupid shit about all this stupid shit
For me there's only one way to say it
Satan is boss I kick on the cross
Slaughtered Christians in my garden
Lambsteak on my plate
An inverted cross on my head
A pentagram tattooed on my face
Jesus and god think you are funny
When you bitch give them your money
Evil shall rise dark and nice
Satan is boss and I kick on the cross
Kick! Kick! Kick on the cross!

5. Victim Of The Anal Abcess

When I took a shit today I felt something weird
I pushed as hell but nothing came out
There was something in my ass that wouldn't go away
I tried to pull it but it seemed like it would stay
Blood on my hands and the shit was pushing on
Suddenly my excrements came out of my mouth
victim of anal abscess
I cannot shit I cannot sit
ANAL ABSCESS ANAL ABSCESS ANAL ABSCESS ANOTHER ANAL MISERY
I'm not an assbetrayer but I've lost my wife
I hate my life and I'm bleed from the hole
I'm no longer a lawyer cause I cannot sit
I can't ride my horse and whores can't ride me
This is a nightmare kaboom I've got
Here's I'm standing naked with a balloon from my ass
My ass give me Hell with blood pain and shame
My name is Konkelberry Finn
And I will blow my ass away

6. Alive Autopsy

Walking an endless corridor
Suddenly a door smashes my face
I fell to the door unconscious
People thought that I was DEAD!
I opened my eyes and felt the stench of death
I was laying on the table naked and cold
A man with a knife dressed in a coat
Cut my stomach open so my gore fell out
Alive autopsy!
They thought I was dead
When they opened my head
Alive autopsy!
Mutilating surgery painful misery
Bloodtaste in my toothless mouth
No arms no legs only one eye left
Too late to say that I'm alive
So the autopsy went on
At the funeral I was still alive
The casket was a matchbox
And I was raped in the eye by worms

7. Bullchrist

Captain Captivus is sitting on his jellythrone
Surrounded by gore blood
Is dripping on the fleshless bones
Insane Jesuskids are crucified on a burning rat
The captain is the Lord for him they lift their hat
He feed his world
With chocolatemilk and childrens head
People are blind
They put my fingers in their ears
Captivus revolution watch the world in devils bed
Let the final fart explode
This is the age of bullchrist
The rats of humanity believe he is Satan's son
Your mom is scared your cat is dead
Just because his dick is green
Headless children are floating in the blood filled massgrave
The milk is red
And the bread you buy is your grandma's butt
Your toilet and your bathtub is filled with cunts
You cannot stop this gory madness
As bullchrist sings his peppermint blues (J.O.)
The number of death continues
This is the age of bullchrist
This is the age of bullchrist
On the wave of your blood he surf

8. Repulsive Regurgitation

Peeling the skin of the vomit
Shrimps are screaming for air
Infested by headless mice
Naked we're running amok
Puking in the fur on the dogs of war
REPULSIVE REGURGITATION
Dancing and barking
Two fingers down the throat
REPULSIVE REGURGITATION
Crawling morons are eating from their feet
the morning paper is blank
As the night falls our dicks are standing tall
Mustard up your ass run til you fall

9. The Gay And The Demon

In a world where no women live
Where men are in love with each other
Buffalo Ben grew up up with cock in the ass
And flowers in the bed
Happy holiday whore hacking horses hallelujah
Ben left the gayland with bags filled with snow
His friends waved goodbye and screamed: assbetrayer!
He swimmed across oceans
He walked over mountains
His feet were rotting he slept in the trees
And he ate the leaves
Distortion! His voice got distorted
Farts from hell! he farted sourly
Aching head! Eternal migraine
Where to go! he didn't know
He found a lot of nuclear weapons on the way
He called himself a hunter the nuclear gay
Everywhere he walked bombs explode
Pissed off and armed ready to kill
In another world under the ground
Where the sun has never been seen only the moon
A demon arise with fires form Hell
With his first in the air he left his satanic womb
It's the gay and the demon
When Ben slept one night he dreamt about evil
When he woked up the demon was staring at him
The demon took his hand and they became friends
After a lot of gaydrinks and demonic beer they got an idea

10. Crazy Island

I took my fullpacked bags and ran to the bitchy beach
There I stole a motorboat and headed for the horizon
The sun burned my skin and I was out of fuel
In the middle of the ocean I tried to handle my panic
I can say it was pretty hard
As I was attacked by sharks
They are my food they ate my clothes
They are my bags
And the fucking sharks ate my boat
I threw myself into the chaotic sea
Immediately the sharks were chasing me
But my stomach was filled with gas from beyond
A bombastic fart rescued my
From a sure fucking death
I landed on an island where no one has been before
There i met a baboon who became my loveslave
It built me a house and a resturaunt
Where I had to eat
But the food sucked so the baboon had to die
I kicked two coconuts into the bleeding monkey ass
Then I pissed in its eyes and forced it to jump from a tree
Cocobutt eyes of piss it had to jump
And it had to land on its head
A broken baboon is laying in the sand
Now I"m alone on a crazy island
I am rotting I can see my bones
I guess I'm on my way to a sure fucking death

11. Loser Of The Universe

Do you remember a man called He-man?
A bodybuilding warrior living in a castle
Fighting the lord of evil with his sword of steel
On his Battlecat he made Skeletor kneel
Do you know what He-man is doing now?
He-man is She-man the dick is forever gone
Tila hanged herself Skeletor laughed himself to death
The castle is a transexual hotel
Where Battlecat is a slut
THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE
He lost his muscles and his dick
THE LOSER OF THE UNIVERSE
His tiny ass we can kick
He doesn't wear those leather pants
And his boots are pink and purple
Now he wears a latex skirt his soul
is filled with booze and dirt
In the castle he makes pornomovies
Animal sex with snakes wearing spikes
The man was my hero but now he's a zero
But I think he's sweet in his high heels
This morning Zorro woke me up
He cut his sign all over me
My dick was hard and Zorro sucked it
And I came on his beautiful mask

12. The Return Of The Blasphemous Birdgorrila

Suddenly it stood in front of me and I was paralyzed
I couldn't scream I couldn't believe my eyes
The nightmare has finally come true
The birdgorilla is coming for you
COMING FOR YOU!!!!
Blasphemy! Identity unknown!
It will put his wings around you
And make you his own
Brutality! He'll make you fucking burn!
You drive your car but it will explode
When you turn TURN!
When it appears the curch turns to dust
This mongolized monkey no one can trust
It spread its wings and show you his bra
You know he is back through you have no brain
The creature of evil and murder
It is back for good
All tivolis on Earth destroyed
You'll be fucked after death
Save your prayers! You need help forget about breakfast
Bloodbath rising! You will swim in your family's gore
Birdgorilla! It's the return of a funeral fuck
It bring us evil!

13. Mongolized

Men of lies with mongo eyes
Born isnane have no brain
Crazy boys making noise
Molest old women with knife and fork
Mongolized with mongo eyes
Reek of ass all the time
Mongolized and satanized
Obey the murdered gore
Op-kids in diguise
Evil minds circus life
Raising hell withoutside smell
All in the name of the sour S
We are mongolized we deserve to die
We need the help that we can't get
We got a neverending sickness

14. Ken Is Dead

Ken is dead
Barbie masturbation

15. Motorbed

I take all my money and I go to the bar
i don't want to get drunk but I always go too far
Time is out I start to shout
Kicked out on the street but I don't land on my feet
The last bus has left long ago
I'm laying on the ground
The rain is pouring down I'm freezing as hell
I have a broken head
Wrooom wrooom wrooom, where's my motorbed?
Where is my motorbed????
With the sound of the wind it comes flying for me
To rescue me from my drunken misery
A nice warm bed with satin sheets
I'm fed with tropical fruits
By bikini babes who warm my feet
I'm taking off leaving the losers behind
It finds the way home by itself
So I can just lay back and relax
I love my motorbed
In my motorbed I am the king
You are rotting on the pavement

16. I Will Always Hate You

From the first moment I saw you
From the first moment I touched you
You've made me sick everytime I think of you
I get a volcano inside my stomach
I will always hate you you stinky ugly monkey
Get out of my sight or I'll pull your fucking eyes out
I will always hate you you're a fucking asshole
get out of my town or I'll beat you fucking down
I know you love me and I know that I hate you
I wanna hit you with my car
Or maybe impale you on a cactus yeah!!!!
On our first date I puked once
On our second date I puked twice
On our third date I puked three times
And I don't wanna date you again ever!
I will always hate you you lying expensive whore
Getting out of my life as I cut you with my knife

17. Murderfire

You were cooking so you couldn't feel
The stench of burning
But in your living room your couch was on fire
When the flames came into your kitchen
You jumped through the window
And the glass cut your skin
With blood in your face your an on the street
You looked like a maniac so you people got scared
No one could help you because everyone escaped
And the fire from your house was still after you
Try to run away form the fire today
It will put you in a grave someday anyway
Hey baberiba he baberiba
Try to hide at the gas station
Running and running the fire was running fast
Your family was caught and the funeral was burnt
The tears from the priest couldn't stop the fire
He ran to the church but it burned down too
Now you're standing naked with a burning face
Just because I threw a joint on your couch
You'll never find out that it was
I who destroyed your life
Cause now you are dead and I'm a police
Murderfire murderfire murderfire murderfire
I took a smoke and you were burned to death
Murderfire murderfire murderfire murderfire
MURDERFIRE MURDERFIRE

18. Teenage Mutilator (Live)

A bunch of kids were slaughtered by the lake
Bodyparts spread far and wide
Their heads were hanging in the trees
And underwear covered the surface of the lake
Summernight killer a psycho in the dark
Teenage mutilator from him you can't escape
Summer night killer teenage mutilator
Next time is your time
To get your head chopped off
You go to the lake to take a swim
But you'll do it without a head
Summernight killer a psycho in the dark
Teenage mutilator from him you can't escape
Summer night killer teenage mutilator
If you are young and full of happiness
You are the one he will kill with happiness
Brutal massacre a lot of gore was spilled
Killer laughed loud when teenagers were killed

19. Arabian Dreams (Live)

20. Vicious World (Live)

[originally by S.O.B.]

21. Destination Shanghai (Live)

22. Walk Of Insanity (Live)

Today I went for a walk
I can't believe what I saw
I thought I was sick in the head
But you are sicker than me
A man masturbating with a stick
A mother giver head to her son
A dog with a machinegun in its ass
I saw a self-mutilating cop in the grass
Is this a sick world?
Or is this meant to be?
I really hope so
Cause I am horny, I saw
A priest shitting on his crucifix
A viking giving birth to a wolf
A whore selling fish from her cunt
I'm so glad I"m not blind
A rabbit beating up a little kid
A schoolbus driving around on a man's head
A corpse upon a roof fixing a house
A girl giving cunnilingus to a mouse







BIRDFLESH LYRICS