AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE LYRICS

1. Neah 1, 2

2. I'll Be Back

Neahhh!

Check, check
One, Two
Neah
Neah!

I know i've said dis many tyihmes befoore,
but dit is always trou
I fyirst sayid dit das da Terminator
Now i'em remindeen you!

Ay'l b bayyk!
I'll be back!
All bea bakk!
I'll be baaaaack!!!

You can always count on me
to come back and save da day
No matter what da body count must be
I will make da bad guys paaaay!

Sometimes I seek revenge (yeah...)
Sometimes I just wanna pay a visit

Either way I want it obvious (exactly...)
You wouldn't want ta miss it

Ay'l b bayyk!
I'll be back!
I'll be back!

Leyt's shred!

Circle pit
Neahhhh!

I know i've said dis many tyihmes before, but dit is always trueha!
I fyirst sayid dit das da Terminator, yand now i'em remindeen you!
Just like i promised, i'm back as you can seeee!
I hope dis song has been as brutahl fer you, as it was for me!!!

I'll be baaack!!
Yeah!

3. Chill Out Dickwad

4. Prepare To Be Conquered

I found your sister dying and knew you needed help
So I trailed behind you to keep you safe
Until I know we can destroy the talisman
But you keep pushing me away

If you yield only
To a conqueror
Then prepare to be
Conquered

If you yield only
To a conqueror
Then prepare to be
Conquered
Conquered!!!

Stop holding yourself back because of a vow you took
I will win your heart after I win this fight

If you yield only
To a conqueror
Then prepare to be
Conquered

If you yield only
To a conqueror
Then prepare to be
Conquered
Conquered!!!

Prepare to be Conquered

[Arnold]
This a love song to my beautiful Sonya
I confess my love to you
Oh how I want to run my fingers through your glorious red mullet right now
Listen to these serenading guitars and admit what is in your heart

Red Sonja,
Destructive power is growing!
Red Sonja,
Just like your love to me!

Red Sonja,
Destructive power is growing!
Red Sonja,
Just like your love to me!

5. One More Rep

[Arnie:]
You're looking a little bit like a noodle.
I thought that we'd do this next one to give you a little more gymspiration, haha!

One more rep!

Don't walk in the gym - unless you're down to go all out
Once you open that door - become an animal
Everybody wants to look - ripped and shredded
But it's not going to happen - without no heavy weight

One more rep! one more rep!

If someone makes it look easy - it's because they did it once themselves
I don't care if you're a girly man - so long as you are determined

One more rep! One more!
One more rep! One more!

Here comes the moment of doubt
You start to feel fatigue
But this is where the growth comes from
Push through endure, you've left it all behind

One more rep!

[Solo]

The chance to grow is now
One more rep!
Strength is built through struggle
One more!

[Arnie:]
Oh come on.
You think that's all you can do?
Come on. Do it. Do it now!

One more rep!
One, one more rep!

6. I Hope That You Leave Enough Room For My Fist

7. Pumping And Humping

8. Crom

This is my quest to solve the riddle of steel
And to destroy those who killed my people
Listen to me now
Crom!

I have never prayed to you before
I have no tongue for it
No one, not even you, will remember
If we were good men or bad.

Why we fought
Or why we died
All that matters is that two stood against many
That's what's important!
The valor pleases you

Crom!
Grant me one request
Crom!
Grant me revenge!

Crom!
Grant me one request
Crom!
Grant me revenge!

And if you do not listen
Then to hell with you!

You killed my mother!
You killed my father!
You killed my people!
You took my father's sword!

This is the one thing I ask
The valor pleases you

Crom!
Grant me one request
Crom!
Grant me revenge!

Crom!
Grant me one request
Crom!
Grant me revenge!

Okay kids, now listen here
The moral of the story is
That I am Arnold and you're all puny mortals
That stands no chance against me

I'll tell you what's best in life
To crush your enemies
To see them driven before you
And to hear the lamentations of the girly men

I know the secret of steel
Trust only your sword

9. I Eat Green Berets For Breakfast

10. Acting Advice

11. You Lack Discipline (There Is No Bathroom)

12. I Know Now Why You Cry

13. I Lied

14. Brutolitics

15. Get Your Story Straight

16. Brutal Recall

17. I'm Not A Pervert

I'm not a pervert

Blllleeaaaaaahhhh!!!!

AAaaaaaaah! Go!

I am not a pervert!
I just wanted a Turbo Man doll!

Hey little girl,
Look what I've got for you,
A shiny red ball,
You better take it now, before I chase you down!

I will chase you down.
I will chase you down and choke you out!

I'm not a pervert,
I'm not a pervert,
(I am just looking)
I'm not a pervert,
(Looking for Turbo Man)
I'm not a pervert.

[Neeaah!]

Ow! No! Stop beating me, nooo!

Aaaarrrrr!!!

Stop trying to fight,
I just was looking for a Turbo Man,
This isn't right,
Can't believe you touched me with your purse!

I'm not a pervert,
I'm not a pervert,
(I am just looking)
I'm not a pervert,
(Looking for Turbo Man)
I'm not a pervert!

Alright.. all you children trying to take my Turbo Man doll,
I'm going to take you all down, nooooow!
Nooow!..
Nooow!..

Give me Turbo Man (now)!

18. It's Turbo Time

It's Turbo Time, yeah,
It's Turbo Time
I've gotta move fast, because my life is on the line
So I don't wanna let my family down
And I'm tired of these people pushing me around
Why it is so hard to find a gift for my son?
When the stupid cops are always keeping me on the run.
I'm on the run!

It's Turbo Time and I'm Turbo Man,
So maybe this wasn't my number one plan
But I finally got what I need
Let's see if you can stop me when I hit top speed

[2x]
I'm tired of this,
I'm tired of this,
I'm tired of this,
I am Turbo Man!

This time of year is a rat race
I'm all burned out and tired of this place
If there's one thing I can say to my friends
This madness never stops, it never ends
(It never ends!)

[2x]
I'm tired of this,
I'm tired of this,
I'm tired of this,
I am Turbo Man!

It's time to get moving,
It's time to break free,
It's Turbo Time!
It's time to get moving,
It's time for top speed,
It's Turbo Time!

[Arnie:]
What the hell's the matter with you?
You totally forgot the guitar solo, you idiots!
Play it! Play it noooow!







AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE LYRICS