ALESTORM LYRICS

1. Magellan's Expedition

To lands unknown
We serve the Castillian throne
Go!

From proud Lusitanian shores we have voyaged - on the ultimate quest
Five ships under the banner of Spain - in the Emperor's name
On the deck of the Trinidad stands our captain - Fernão Magalhães
Steadfastly guiding us over the towering waves - ya ha ha harr!

The Atlantic behind us
Many of us will not return

To lands unknown
We serve the Castillian throne
With banners unfurled, we'll encircle the world
Our destiny written in stone
No fear of death
We'll fight to the very last breath
To sail through the strait, I know it's my fate
To chart a new course to the West
Victoria!

Through mutinous storms we make haste on our voyage - those traitors be damned
Patagonian giants awatch from the shores - great legends of old
We sail through the straits of Tierra del Fuego - the islands of fire
An ocean of treasure awaits us far to the west - ya ha ha harr!

The Pacific before us
This is the point of no return

To lands unknown
We serve the Castillian throne
With banners unfurled, we'll encircle the world
Our destiny written in stone
No fear of death
We'll fight to the very last breath
To sail through the strait, I know it's my fate
To chart a new course to the West
Victoria!

Here we stand
At the precipice of the unknown
With the endless ocean before us
Our time has come
Our fate has been sealed
This day we will quest into the heart of the setting sun!

To lands unknown
We serve the Castillian throne
With banners unfurled, we'll encircle the world
Our destiny written in stone
No fear of death
We'll fight to the very last breath
To sail through the strait, I know it's my fate
To chart a new course to the West
Victoria!

Spatium portibus fictus
Venenum coetus unum
Vox imperium capulus machina
Nitidissimus de algae

Spatium portibus fictus
Venenum coetus unum
Vox imperium capulus machina
Nitidissimus de omnium algae
Circumnavigandum infinita quest

2. The Battle Of Cape Fear River

In 1718 they cornered Edward Teach
And blew his fucking head right off on Ocracoke Beach

Blackbeard was a pirate, tough as old boots
Sailing round the seven seas, the queens men in pursuit
They caught him off guard, while he was drinking rum
And engaged him with their battleships and guns
Well Blackbeard looked unshaken, he took a swig of grog
It's gonna take much more than that to stop this salty dog
But in his heart he knew, that in this foreign land
He'd go to battle one last time and make his final stand

He looked to the sky
The jolly roger raised up high
Four words he did say

I'm a fucking pirate
I'm a fucking pirate king, ahoy!
I'm a fucking pirate
Blackbeard is my name and piracy is my game

Many years he'd searched, for evil magic famed
And found an ancient Voodoo Queen, bewitchment was her game
He knew his days were numbered, and soon his time would come
By cannonball, or flintlock, or shotgun in the bum
With evil on his side, he set forth once again
Knowing that no force on earth could stop him or his men
And when his death would come, unleashed would be her Spell
And he would claim his throne as the Zombie King of Hell

A gleam in his eye
His cutlass took those bastards lives
He said the words once more

I'm a fucking pirate
I'm a fucking pirate king, ahoy!
I'm a fucking pirate
Blackbeard is my name and soon I will rise again

In 1718 they cornered Edward Teach
And blew his fucking head right off on Ocracoke Beach
His body hit the floor and Blackbeard was no more
But from the grave he rose again, a pirate ghost of war

I'm a fucking pirate
I'm a fucking pirate ghost, ahoy!
I'm a fucking pirate
I've risen from the dead
And I'll shoot you in the head, hey!

I'm a fucking pirate ghost!
I'm a fucking pirate ghost!
I'm a fucking ghost!

3. Cannonball

I'm on an epic quest
Far across the sea
I've got a fucking cannon
And the urge for piracy
Your ship is in our sights
It's loaded up with rum
But before we steal it all
We'll torture you for fun

Read! My! Lips!
Every single one of you will die
Fire! At! Will!
Gonna smear your entrails on the sky

The voodoo curse is now inside your brain
It's gonna force you to inflict endless pain

Yo! Ho! Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Yo ho! Put your dick in a blender
Yo! Ho! Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Get drunk and dig for treasure
Yo! Ho! Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Yo ho! Put your dick in a blender
Yo! Ho! Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Get drunk and dig for treasure
On the quest that lasts forever more
Yo ho! Yo ho!

I drank a mystic brew
I bought in Paraguay
The voodoo man assured me
That it wouldn't make me die
Instead I got a thirst
For murder and revenge
I'm gonna kill you back to life
And torture you again

Taste! My! Blade!
Gonna shove it deep into your guts
You! Will! Die!
You are well and truly very fucked

Five hundred years I've cursed your wretched name
This doom unending will drive your mind insane

Yo! Ho! Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Yo ho! Put your dick in a blender
Yo! Ho! Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Get drunk and dig for treasure
Yo! Ho! Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Yo ho! Put your dick in a blender
Yo! Ho! Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Get drunk and dig for treasure
On the quest that lasts forever more
Holy shit let's go!

Yo! Ho!
Yo ho!
Yo! Ho!

Yo! Ho! Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Yo ho! Put your dick in a blender
Yo! Ho! Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Get drunk and dig for treasure
Yo! Ho! Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Yo ho! Put your dick in a blender
Yo! Ho! Stick a cannonball up your cunt
Get drunk and dig for treasure
On the quest that lasts forever more
Yo ho! Yo ho!

4. P.A.R.T.Y.

It's pirate party time!

Sailing in my pirate ship around the seven seas
I get a funny feeling from my head down to my knees
The feeling goes no further cos my legs are made of wood
I see a giant disco ball, I know this will be good

Out of the icy mist an island appears
It's shaped like a skull and it stinks like a beer
I drop the anchor down and take a swig of rum
It's time to have some fun

To the East (hey!)
To the West (hey!)
It is time for a quest
Get ready to drink 'til we die
To the North (hey!)
To the South (hey!)
Pour that rum in your mouth
Raise a glass to the sky
Get ready for a

P-A-R-TY!
Pirate P-A-R-TY
P-A-R-TY
It's pirate party time
P-A-R-TY!
Pirate P-A-R-TY
P-A-R-TY
It's pirate party time

Welcome to the island where your pirate dreams come true
Over there is Captain Yarrface drinking from a shoe
Everywhere you dig you'll find some treasure in a chest
The local tavern's full of crew who want to go on quests

The sun goes down that's when the party begins
We've run out of whisky so let's drink the gin
Fire the cannons and load up your guns
It's time to have some fun

To the East (hey!)
To the West (hey!)
It is time for a quest
Get ready to drink 'til we die
To the North (hey!)
To the South (hey!)
Pour that rum in your mouth
Raise a glass to the sky
Get ready for a

P-A-R-TY
Pirate P-A-R-TY
P-A-R-TY
It's pirate party time
P-A-R-TY
Pirate P-A-R-TY
P-A-R-TY
It's pirate party time

It's pirate party time

P-A-R-TY
Pirate P-A-R-TY
P-A-R-TY
It's pirate party time
P-A-R-TY
Pirate P-A-R-TY
P-A-R-TY
It's pirate party

P-A-R-TY
Pirate P-A-R-TY
P-A-R-TY
It's pirate party time
P-A-R-TY
Pirate P-A-R-TY
P-A-R-TY
It's pirate party time

5. Under Blackened Banners

5000 years ago in the age of dinosaurs
A single voice of chaos spoke in a tongue not heard before
Heed my words o denizens of protoplasmic slime
I wield the pirate scepter, this wretched world is mine

And from the slime rose up an army of the damned
Black banners in the sky prepared for the command

Raise your hook
Raise your sword
Fight the world and face the horde
We're the brotherhood of pirates
We're the sisters of the sea
Sailing under blackened banners
Stealing ships and getting hammered
The destiny of piracy
Belongs to you and me

I am the heart of the conspiracy
A secret forged in mystery
From a time before the oceans spanned the globe
Beneath the flag of death I conquer
All those who would defy
The storm has come, black banners fill the sky

Raise your hook
Raise your sword
Fight the world and face the horde
We're the brotherhood of pirates
We're the sisters of the sea
Sailing under blackened banners
Stealing ships and getting hammered
The destiny of piracy
Belongs to you and me

We are one
We are all
We are never gonna fall
To the end of all eternity we'll stand against the law

And now the land lies dead from centuries of war
The protoplasmic pirate horde will rise to fight once more
EUGH!

This moment marks not the end of your mortal life
Nor is it the final chapter in your legacy
This is the beginning of your transcorporeal existence!

Raise your hook
Raise your sword
Fight the world and face the horde
We're the brotherhood of pirates
We're the sisters of the sea
Sailing under blackened banners
Stealing ships and getting hammered
Our history, our legacy
The force that sets the spirit free
The destiny of piracy
Belongs to you and me

6. Magyarorszag

On the banks of the blue Danube
There lies a land, a shining jewel
Under the warm Carpathian sun
Where the Unikum, it flows like rum
It's a place called Hungary
Renowned for affordable dentisty
So come with me on an epic quest
In to the streets of Budapest

We'll drink and plunder all night long
Cause we are the pirates of the Balaton

Magyarország, Te olyan csodás vagy
Magyarország, Te mindig olyan csodás vagy
Itt Budapesten született meg a
Mi egyetlen és nagyon nagyra becsült Bodor Máténk
Magyarország, Te olyan csodás vagy
Magyarország, Te mindig olyan csodás vagy
Bárhova is gurítson minket ez a föld
A mi tengerünk kékje a PIROS, FEHÉR, ZÖLD

We've travelled far across the sea
So let's get drunk in Hungary
The pirate quest has just begun
Pálinka for everyone!

In Székesfehérvár, it's very very yarr
All the things that happen there are really quite bizarre
So tonight we set sail across Velence
Then through the mighty hills for some Csöröge!
While feasting on the dough and drinking all the wine
It's time to get naked, the real Hungary style
How could we ever leave this sacred place behind
We'll always come back for the Chicken Paprikás

From north to south, and east to west
Magyarország is the motherfucking best

Magyarország, Te olyan csodás vagy
Magyarország, Te mindig olyan csodás vagy
Itt Budapesten született meg a
Mi egyetlen és nagyon nagyra becsült Bodor Máténk
Magyarország, Te olyan csodás vagy
Magyarország, Te mindig olyan csodás vagy
Bárhova is gurítson minket ez a föld
A mi tengerünk kékje a PIROS, FEHÉR, ZÖLD

We've travelled far across the sea
So let's get drunk in Hungary
The pirate quest has just begun
Pálinka for everyone!

7. Seventh Rum Of A Seventh Rum

There's a war in the seven seas
And you have to make a choice to fight
Against the sickness and disease
Or to be an instrument of blight
But when your back's against the wall
And the storm is closing in
You'll be compelled to heed the call
And the end of time begins

We stand as one
Til the battle's done
Kill them all, let the bastards fall

We sail the oceans blue
Guardians of the chosen few
Seven seals are now undone
Seven bottles of ancient rum
Legends from days gone by
Brought to life 'neath a crimson sky
To the curse you will succumb
Seven bottles of ancient rum

The choice was never yours to make
You knew it deep within your soul
There was just one path to take
So let the oceans seize control
The pestilence is drawing near
The seventh seal has been unleashed
It's time to stand up to your fear
And face what lies beneath

A curse through time
The ancient rime
Set sail!

We sail the oceans blue
Guardians of the chosen few
Seven seals are now undone
Seven bottles of ancient rum
Legends from days gone by
Brought to life 'neath a crimson sky
To the curse you will succumb
Seven bottles of ancient rum

We sail the oceans blue
Guardians of the chosen few
Seven seals are now undone
Seven bottles of ancient rum
Legends from days gone by
Brought to life 'neath a crimson sky
To the curse you will succumb
Seven bottles of ancient rum

Seven seals are now undone
Seventh rum of a seventh rum

8. Bite The Hook Hand That Feeds

I've sailed upon this cursed ship for nigh on 15 years
In service of the king's decree, a naval privateer
I've paid my dues in flesh and blood, and great was the reward
But this is not the life for me, a fact I can't ignore

The king commands I wear a hat with corners numbered three
He says it is befitting of the rank bestowed on me
And when I lost my arm at sea, he sent forth a demand
That I should get a hook of steel where once I had a hand

I told him he could stick that hook
Right where the sun don't shine
I stumbled to the nearest bar
And got real drunk on wine

Set sail! Land ho!
Drink rum! Lets go!
Over the oceans and over the seas
Bite through the iron 'til flesh starts to bleed
Set sail! Land ho!
Drink rum! Lets go!
Over the oceans and over the seas
We're biting the hook hand that feeds

We bite the hook that feeds

Last summer I was summoned for an audience with my liege
But when he saw I came by horse, his highness was displeased
"Where is your mighty pirate ship? Why aren't you drinking rum?"
Twas at this point I finally snapped, and shot him with my gun!

I've had it with this stupid hat
I hate the taste of rum
I'm never going back to sea
The pirate's life is dumb

Set sail! Land ho!
Drink rum! Lets go!
Over the oceans and over the seas
Bite through the iron 'til flesh starts to bleed
Set sail! Land ho!
Drink rum! Lets go!
Over the oceans and over the seas
We're biting the hook hand that feeds

Set sail! Land ho!
Drink rum! Lets go!
Set sail! Land ho!
Drink rum! Lets go on a quest!

9. Return To Tortuga

Yar ha ha har!
You wanna know where you are, laddie?
Alright then, let me tell you...

Palm trees sway in the Caribbean breeze
The hot sun beating down
A wanted man with a price on my head
On the run from the British crown
Last week in Port Royal
I stole a ship and killed the crew
I set sail on a moonlit sky
I knew just what I had to do

It's time to spin the wheel
We can go anywhere we feel
We're heading west, to the land that's the best
And I ain't ever coming back

Tortuga
Tortuga
Far across the waves
We've sailed for many days
Tortuga
Tortuga
Welcome to the sea
If you're gonna drink rum
Then you better drink rum with me

Welcome to the sea
Welcome to the sea
Captain Yarrface here to tell you how it's going to be
POW! POW! Firing my treasure gun
The Royal Navy's got you on the run
It's time to dig for treasure
It's time to quest forever

Sail across the oceans blue
There's a land that waits for you
Where the alcohol will flow forever
To the land of endless rum
In the Caribbean sun
It's the place where we must go

Tortuga
Tortuga
Far across the waves
We've sailed for many days
Tortuga
Tortuga
Welcome to the sea
If you're gonna drink rum
Then you better drink rum with me

Across the sea, across the sand
I've set my sights on a far off land
Across the sea, across the sand
I've set my sights on a far off land!

Tortuga
Tortuga
Far across the waves
We've sailed for many days
Tortuga
Tortuga
Welcome to the sea
If you're gonna drink rum
Then you better drink rum in
Tortuga
Tortuga
Far across the waves
We've sailed for many days
Tortuga
Tortuga
Welcome to the sea
If you're gonna drink rum
Then you better drink rum with me

10. Come To Brazil

Come to Brazil

I'm going to Brazil
I've taken loads of pills
I can't control my guts
Sao Paulo - you're out of luck
It's time to drink some rum
It's time to say ahoy!
It's time to shit my pants
This is the pirate way

Hey Hey Hey!
Let's come to Brazil
And have an epic pirate party
Hey Hey Hey!
Let's come to Brazil
And drink caipirinha every day
Hey Hey Hey!
Let's come to Brazil
And have an epic pirate party
Hey Hey Hey!
Let's come to Brazil
And we'll get drunk on the beach and say oh wow!

Come to Brazil

I got lost in Brazil
My phone does not work here
What's the way to the beach?
It's time for pirate party time
Mashed potatoes on hot dogs
Caipirinha in my face
We're gonna drink all night
This is the pirate way

Hey Hey Hey!
Let's come to Brazil
And have an epic pirate party
Hey Hey Hey!
Let's come to Brazil
And drink caipirinha every day
Hey Hey Hey!
Let's come to Brazil
And have an epic pirate party
Hey Hey Hey!
Let's come to Brazil
And we'll get drunk on the beach and say oh wow!

Hey Hey Hey!
Hey Hey Hey!
Hey Hey Hey!
Come to Brazil

Hey Hey Hey!
Let's come to Brazil
And have an epic pirate party
Hey Hey Hey!
Let's come to Brazil
And drink caipirinha every day
Hey Hey Hey!
Let's come to Brazil
And have an epic pirate party
Hey Hey Hey!
Let's come to Brazil
And we'll get drunk on the beach and say oh wow!

11. Wooden Leg (Part III)

Venid todos y escuchad
Una historia de dolor
De ira, y venganza
Piernas, brazos, y voodoo

De como un hombre alguna vez
Buscándose encontró
Su perdición y su final
Y aquí está su canción

Forty years, I have laid
In this grave that I made
With a torment neverending
And a curse on my name
Wooden arms, wooden legs
Are no use when you are dead
In the darkness and the silence
Is where I lay my head

Wooden leg, wooden leg
This was the tale of the wooden leg
Wooden leg, wooden leg
This was the tale of the wooden leg

聞いてくれ奴の
傷と悲しみ
苦しみ辿り着いたは酒場
ストロングゼロ　儚き夢
散る花の如く　ここに眠る

Forty years, I have laid
In this grave that I made
With a torment neverending
And a curse on my name
Wooden arms, wooden legs
Are no use when you are dead
In the darkness and the silence
Is where I lay my head

Wooden leg, wooden leg
This was the tale of the wooden leg
Wooden leg, wooden leg
This was the tale of the wooden leg

Forty years, I have laid
In this grave that I made
With a torment neverending
And a curse on my name
So let's drink, through the night
To our friends who have died
Though they slumber in the shadows
They are always by our side
Wooden arms (kampai!), wooden legs (salud!)
Are no use when you are dead
In the darkness and the silence
Is where I lay my head

Wooden leg, wooden leg
This was the tale of the wooden leg
Wooden leg, wooden leg
This was the tale of the wooden leg
This was the tale of the wooden leg
This was the tale of the wooden leg







ALESTORM LYRICS